Phunny Pictures - August 4, 2018
The other night my wife asked me, "If yer lost in the woods, what 3 things would you take with you to sirvive?" I pondered this question for a while and I came up with my 3 items for sirvival.
First, I would bring a few rolls of toilet paper because I ain't wipin' my fanny with pinecones again. That's smarts.
Second, I would take about 500 slim jims for snackin' and for other metabolismal purposes.
Lastly, I would take... an extra pair of underwear because... you never know. And they better fit well because as the old sayin goes... "Its Sirvival of the fittest."
I think with those things i could last a day or two. What do y'all think?
Take Care Y'all
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