MOUTHPIECE - July 31, 2018

Good Afternoon,

There's a whole lot going on in today's issue so let's get right to it, my friends!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
--Dean Martin

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
--Bob Hope

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
--W. C. Fields



[m] What's On the Web?
26 'Happy' Hollywood Endings That Weren't So Happy
From Cracked.com: Most movies and TV shows wrap things up in a nice, happy little package so we'll walk away feeling warm and fuzzy. The thing is, sometimes those endings aren't actually happy, when you think about them even for a second. We asked you to splash some well-known happy endings with the cold shower of reason.

Visit: 26 'Happy' Hollywood Endings That Weren't So Happy


Celebrity Nooz
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Visit: Celebrity Nooz



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre August Holidays --*
August 1 is National Mustard Day
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is National Watermelon Day
August 4 is U.S. Coast Guard Day
August 5 is Work Like a Dog Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is National Lighthouse Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
August 9 is Book Lover's Day
August 10 is National S'mores Day
August 11 is Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is Middle Child's Day
August 13 is Left Hander's Day
August 14 is National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is Relaxation Day
August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day
August 17 is National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is Aviation Day
August 20 is National Radio Day
August 21 is Senior Citizen's Day
August 22 is National Tooth Fairy Day
August 23 is Ride the Wind Day
August 24 is Vesuvius Day
August 25 is Kiss and Make Up Day
August 26 is National Dog Day
August 27 is Global Forgiveness Day
August 28 is Race Your Mouse Day
August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is Frankenstein Day
August 31 is National Trail Mix Day

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