Thursday, June 28, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Here is a bit of fun, Chicago trivia...

What 3 Chicago streets rhyme with "vagina?"

ANSWER: Melvina, Paulina and Lunt.

Bet you didn't know that,

TZ

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"According to a new study, older people who have sex regularly tend to have better memories, while the people who walked in on them just want to forget." -Seth Meyers



A monk who's been sheltered all of his life in a monastery has to travel to the big city to meet his friend, a Catholic nun.

On the streets of the city, he encounters a prostitute who says: "Blowjob? Five dollars?"

Confused and embarrassed the monk says, "No, thank you!"

He moves on to the next street corner and another hooker asks him, "Blowjob? Five dollars?"

He hurriedly rushes down the streets but on each corner there's a woman asking if he wants a blowjob. By the time he reaches the convent, he's very upset.

He asks his friend the nun, "Sister, what's a "blowjob?"

She says, "Five dollars."




"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, buy apparently it just changes the color of the baby."



The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly. She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough. Finally he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will talk to your husband."

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either."