Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A man was arrested for walking around a Target store with his genitals exposed.

21-year-old Richard Kuhn of Florida told police that he was in the store with some friends when they offered to give him $20 if he exposes himself. Kuhn decided to take the challenge and exposed himself to at least 3 women who then reported him to store employees.

The employees at the Target found Kuhn and held him down until police arrived.

The first woman told police that she was in the home decorating section when she noticed the man with his genitals exposed next to her.

A second woman said she was in the food section when she turned around and saw a man exposing himself.

A third woman was near the women's clothing area when he approached and exposed himself.

All three women gave the officer a similar description of the suspect.

Target officials told the officer they wanted an intrusion warning against Kuhn. The officer received an arrest warrant for Kuhn and picked him up for the misdemeanor charge. Kuhn was arrested for indecent exposure.

It was not reported whether he was just double dared, or double-dog dared.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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While this story isn't exactly 'bizarre' in this day and age (more's the pity), I couldn't resist using it just for the headline. A former teacher in North Carolina is accused of having sex with a student. 26-year-old Kayla Sprinkles, of Hayesville, was arrested for sexual assault charges. Investigators began looking into reports that Sprinkles had engaged in sex acts with a student while working as a high school teacher in the Cherokee County Schools System. The sheriff's office said multiple students were interviewed during the investigation. Authorities say Sprinkles left the county after learning of the indictments, possibly through social media. She later turned herself in to the Mecklenburg County Detention Center, where she was served with the indictments and released on a $25,000 unsecured bond.

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A man suspect of assaulting someone with an axe and then swimming through MacArthur Park Lake in Los Angeles to avoid police was taken into custody. The situation unfolded around 2 p.m., when authorities said a man armed with an axe threatened someone and then assaulted them with it. That suspect then swam to a small island in the middle of the lake, refusing to leave. Eventually, the man got into the water and swam around for a while before he came to shore. Firefighters hosed off the man before he was taken into custody. The victim who was attacked is expected to survive.




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I'm not sure what's worse. A monkey on your back or a spider. Looks like she got both. -Scott


Isn't that the definition of psychopathy? Causing harm to innocent strangers just to get back at somebody for something you THINK they did to you? This asshole who poisoned the food at the pizza place should be in a straight jacket.


Who the hell just walks up to a stray monkey wandering around a parking lot? Don't people know how dangerous those things are? Remember the chimp who bit that woman's face OFF! You couldn't pay me to handle a money.

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