THE DAILY GROANER - May 30, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Rodents have invaded my yard! After returning home, post fire, I had to start cutting down the foot-high grass that had sprouted up.

Once the yard returned to a manageable condition I noticed quite a few holes. These holes were not the work of golfers, but that of moles. My neighbors told me that moles had taken residence in both of our yards and we had to do something about them before things go from bad to worse.

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Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Putting on Cold Cream --*
Little Billy's mom was rubbing moisturizing cream on her face as Billy walked in.

"Mommy, what are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm putting cold cream on my face," she replied.

"Why, Mommy?" Billy asked.

"To make my skin look beautiful," she said.

When she started wiping the cold cream off her face with a kleenex, Billy said, "Gosh, Mom, you're giving up already?"



*-- I Can't Serve You --*
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the bartender.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the bartender.



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a sausage that has been stolen?

A: A missing link.


Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.

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