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THE DAILY GROANER - May 28, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Tomorrow is a big day! It's our 9th anniversary! Stacy and I have been married for 9 consecutive years. Can you believe it?

To this day I still can't believe that Stacy has put up with me for this long. Whether it's the bad jokes, my smelly feet, or the bad jokes about my smelly feet, Stacy really puts up with a lot. And you're stuck with me. It's all legal. I checked into it.

We love each other as much as we drive each other crazy. I guess that's what makes us crazy about each other.

I don't know what I'd do with her. She's the best! Tough, sweet, beautiful, loving, and funny - she's perfect! And she's all mine.

Happy Anniversary, My Love!

Groaningly yours,

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- A Drink Named After You --*

A grasshopper hops into a bar and jumps up on a barstool.

The bartender looks at him and starts laughing and says, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper gives the bartender a dirty look and says, "You got a drink named Hank?"

*-- He Did Him A Favor --*

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do blonde braincells die?

A: Alone.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.


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