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Saturday, May 19, 2018

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

How many times have you heard a person say that they don't give a shit about this or about that? Well, here is one woman in Canada who does give a shit.

This is the kind of story you'd find hard to believe if there wasn't video evidence.

It started in the most Canadian way possible. The unidentified woman was caught on security video having a heated argument with an employee at a Tim Hortons in British Columbia.

There is no audio, but you can see the argument begins to escalate when the woman starts throwing things around.

There is no explanation for what the fight was about, or for what happens next, but the woman decided to punctuate her argument by dropping her pants and then dropping a deuce right on the floor.

That would be enough of an 'F--- You' for most people, but this woman then picked her deposit up and threw it at the employee. Despite her rage she still had the good sense to grab some napkins to wipe herself with before pulling her underpants back up.

Police later arrested the woman in the parking lot and are still determining charges.

But I think the calm indifference with which the rest of the patrons observed the incident is a real testament to Canadian restraint.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Questions? Comments? Email: lewis@gophercentral.com




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My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not my girlfriend yet, but in time.


Tiger at the prom - wasn't that done in the HBO series Vice Principals?


Did this "angel" look similar to John Travolta in "Michael"?
[Not unless John Travolta dressed like a giant moth.]

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