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Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Did you know urine can explode? Apparently it can when heated in a microwave. But why would anyone want to heat urine in a microwave? Let's ask this Colorado woman.

An employee at a convenience store in Aurora, Colorado told police that a woman put a container in the microwave, which exploded with a loud bang. The employee who went to check if there was something wrong with the microwave found it dripping with urine.

The employee confronted the woman who was later identified as 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez and ordered her to clean the mess. Sanchez pushed the contents onto the floor and left, and the employee called the police.

According to the police report, officers located the woman at the Concentra Health Clinic about a half-mile north of the 7-Eleven. Sanchez was waiting for a physical and urinalysis tests for a potential job.

It is believed that Sanchez was in possession another person's urine in order to use it to pass the test. Before arriving at the clinic she wanted to warm it up to body temperature, and apparently she thinks body temperature is 220 degrees F.

Sanchez, who has prior arrests, received a citation for damage of property for the microwave which is worth $500.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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A 91-year-old man was arrested in Richmond, Ind. after he fired a shot toward a man ahead of him in the drive-thru line at a McDonald's. According to a police news release, Johnnie Douglas was upset at the slow-moving drive-thru line when he and 39-year-old Phillip Bailey argued. Bailey then threw a smoothie at Douglas, who responded with a gunshot. Douglas was jailed on charges of criminal recklessness and pointing a loaded firearm at another person. Bailey was jailed on misdemeanor charges of intimidation and disorderly conduct. Police said no shell casing was found, but the gun Douglas allegedly used was recovered. No one was injured.




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Regarding the guy who was romancing the car: The cops should have told him, "We're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe". (from Beverly Hills Cop). -Jerry
[Yeah, I remember the film.]


Those people in the UK need a movement to help fight clown sex violence. All they need is a good hashtag to get things rolling.


I hope that guy who f***ed a car used a rubber, or he's gonna get carmydia. Or maybe SUV HPV.

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