THE DAILY GROANER - May 9, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Thanks to whomever pointed out the typo in Monday's issue. I think the typo was do to the fact I wasn't wearing my glasses or the five beers I had or the welder's mask I was wearing...it was a weird day.

Oh, and we moved back home! More on that soon. Stay tuned, my friends.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

A: U.C.L.A.


Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl?

A: He was a real hoot.



*-- Pocket Change --*
A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.

Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money?

"At Sunday school," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.


Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

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