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Friday, April 20, 2018

Good morning crew,

The wife has made plans for us to go hear some live music at one of our little, local bars tonight. The group performing is pretty good too, but they're not exactly popular for their musicianship. They have a reputation for getting drunk with the audience, as long as the audience is buying. It is not uncommon for them to do shots with audience members onstage. Not a bad way to get your drinks if you can swing it.

As a result, the quality of the performance goes down as the night goes on, so we're planning on getting there as early as possible to enjoy the first few hours of the show.

We actually saw this exact same group in this exact same venue a couple years ago, so we know what we're getting into.

If you'd like to read about that little adventure click the link below...

Click: Another exciting Caribbean Fest

Laugh it up,


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