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Thursday, April 19, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I ran into one of the customer service girls (ladies, really) in the office kitchen this morning making herself a cup of coffee.

"How are you doing today?" I asked her pleasantly.

"Oh, just living the dream," she replied.

"Going that well, huh? I'm glad to hear it."

She looked me dead in the eye and answered, "Who said it was a good dream?"

I was about to make a joke about it, but something in her expression made me think she wasn't kidding. The poor girl.

So if you're feeling in a generous mood go to our web page at www.pulsetv.com and call the customer service department to let them know that life is beautiful and it's getting better all the time.

Optimistically,

TZ

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