MOUTHPIECE - April 17, 2018

Good Afternoon,

Today, we have it all! Games, quotes, actors paying the price for roles, and wise advice from kids. What more could you ask for? No, I'm not sending you twenty bucks!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
--Lucille Ball

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
--Mark Twain

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
--Peter Ustinov



[m] What's On the Web?
Gluey Game
From addictinggames.com: "Sticky globs of bright colors. I hate them! I will destroy them, by clicking them. Now, out of my way, you glob-huggers!"

Visit: Gluey Game


26 Actors Who Paid A Terrible Price For A Role
From Cracked.com: Acting might look like easy make-believe games for kindergarten diaper babies, but it's actually grueling, physical work. Because of that, it sometimes takes a serious toll on actors. All that jumping around wearing makeup and costumes can lead to permanent damage to their bodies and brains.

Visit: 26 Actors Who Paid A Terrible Price For A Role



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS --*
"Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored."
-- Elissa, 9

"Good food always comes with a toy."
-- Ryan, 6

"Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should."
-- Juaquim, 7

"Don't dry the dog in the microwave."
-- Brittany, 5

"If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy."
-- Daniel, 7

"You can't eat soup with a fork."
-- Mel, 4

"Don't pick your nose when you're finger-painting."
--Xiang, 8

"Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet."
--Bob, 11

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