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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Did you see this story? Just in time for Easter it is being reported that Pope Francis said, in an unofficial interview, that Hell does not exist and that condemned souls just "disappear."

Like I said, this was an unofficial interview which means it is not what they call 'dogma'. But still, this contradicts 2,000 years of teaching that if you are an unrepentant sinner your soul will spend eternity in the outer darkness where 'men will weep and gnash their teeth.'

Have I really spent all these years not sinning for nothing? I mean, we are all sinners, but can you imagine the struggles of some people? All of the guilt, all of the confusion, all of the moral crises, and in the end none of it matters?

I bet when their day finally comes there are going to be a lot of relieved chronic masturbators out there.

Spiritually,

TZ

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