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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Good morning crew,

A co-worker was talking about her daughter's recent wedding, and how the couple brought out a journal of memorabilia that they have compiled from since they started dating. At the ceremony they both took turns reading little notes they wrote to each other over the years. A very touching moment.

It made me think about some of the little notes I've written to my wife over the years. Notes like; 'That garbage isn't going to take itself out.' and, 'Don't forget to pick up toilet paper.'

Who ever said marriage kills romance?

Laugh it up,


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"According to a study, being a new mother is the equivalent of working two and a half full-time jobs. And, even worse, the boss is constantly grabbing for your breasts." -Conan O'Brien


"I read about a man in Ohio who just ended his streak of eating Chipotle for 500 straight days. When asked why he decided to stop, his family said, 'Oh, he died.'" -Jimmy Fallon


"For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc." -Jimmy Kimmel


A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!" and she goes downstairs.

She finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, "The dog is STILL barking, what were you doing out there?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"

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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand...

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."