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MOUTHPIECE - March 27 2018

Good Afternoon,

Easter is Sunday, and it's also April Fools' Day. Now I enjoy holidays as much as the next person, but two in one day. That seems like a little much. I'm a one holiday, one day man.

But if pranks need to happen during this year's egg hunt then so be it.

Well, until then, please enjoy the Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers, Bizarre April Holidays, and, in preparation for Sunday, the Wake The Rabbit Game. Good times all around, folks!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Instant gratification takes too long."
--Carrie Fisher

"Nothing endures but personal qualities."
--Walt Whitman

"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."
--Bob Hope

[m] What's On the Web?

Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers

From No actor bursts onto the scene as a movie star. It just seems that way. But this is the internet, where those awful early jobs that actors are actively trying to make the world forget live on in perpetuity. Jobs like...

Visit: Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers

Wake The Rabbit Game

From Here's a fun game to help you gear up for that Easter Bunny character. Just collect the stars and wake the sleeping bunny. That's it! Sounds simple, but that bunny doesn't make things easy for your wake-up call.

Visit: Wake The Rabbit Game

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre April Holidays --*

April 1 is One Cent Day
April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is National Pecan Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Tell A Story Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is National Honesty Day


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