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Saturday, March 24, 2018

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23-year-old Jacoby Schmidt and Ashley Carrelli, 22, both of Ohio, were charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct after the couple was arrested for having sex in full view of children.

The sheriff's office received a call about two people having sex in front of the children at the Walker Elementary School. Officers located the couple behind the school next to a playground, where 11 children were playing and several adults were supervising them, according to the police report.

The two continued having sex even when the deputies approached them. Carrelli, who was totally naked and wrapped in a blanket, reportedly exposed her breasts. Schmidt was naked from the waist down.

Schmidt and Carrelli told authorities they did not know that it was illegal to have sex at that spot, according to police. They also said they did not realize there were people watching from the nearby playground.

Authorities found several cans of Bud Light beer in the grass close to where the couple was having sex. They were taken into custody.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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If you think trucks were bad, wait until these domestic terrorists discover all the damage they can do with snowmobiles.


Police seized gambling machines that were hidden inside a Zumba studio? I think the real gamble is some of those women stuffing themselves into yoga pants.


Drive a snowmobile through the snow after a robbery? Yeah, great way to cover your tracks, genius.

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