Saturday, March 24, 2018
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
23-year-old Jacoby Schmidt and Ashley Carrelli, 22, both of Ohio, were charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct after the couple was arrested for having sex in full view of children.
The sheriff's office received a call about two people having sex in front of the children at the Walker Elementary School. Officers located the couple behind the school next to a playground, where 11 children were playing and several adults were supervising them, according to the police report.
The two continued having sex even when the deputies approached them. Carrelli, who was totally naked and wrapped in a blanket, reportedly exposed her breasts. Schmidt was naked from the waist down.
Schmidt and Carrelli told authorities they did not know that it was illegal to have sex at that spot, according to police. They also said they did not realize there were people watching from the nearby playground.
Authorities found several cans of Bud Light beer in the grass close to where the couple was having sex. They were taken into custody.
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*- Is That 9 Pounds of Coke In Your Pants Or... -*
Customs officials at a New York airport said an airline crew member on a flight from Jamaica was found to be hiding 9 pounds of cocaine inside his pants. U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Jamaican citizen Hugh Hall was a crew member on a Fly Jamaica Airways flight that arrived at John F. Kennedy International Airport from Montego Bay. Hugh presented himself for inspection upon arriving in New York and he was taken to a private search room, where officers found four packages of cocaine taped to his legs under his pants. The cocaine weighed about 9 pounds and had an estimated street value of $160,000. "This seizure is another example of our CBP officers being ever vigilant in protecting the United States from the distribution of illicit drugs," said Leon Hayward, acting director of CBP's New York Field Operations.
*---- 'Smoke-breathing' Elephant Discovered ----*
Researchers visiting a wildlife area in India captured video of a bizarre scene: A "smoke-breathing" elephant. The Wildlife Conservation Society said scientists and colleagues were visiting Nagaharole National Park to check camera-trap locations for a long-term tiger study when they came across the unusual elephant. Vinay Kumar, assistant director of WCS India, captured video appearing to show the elephant exhaling thick clouds of smoke. WCS researchers said they have no concrete answers for the strange scene, but experts suggested some possibilities. "I believe the elephant may have been trying to ingest wood charcoal," said Varun Goswami, WCS India scientist and elephant biologist. "She appeared to be picking up pieces from the forest floor, blowing away the ash that came along with it, and consuming the rest." Experts said charcoal may have medicinal value for elephants, as it has toxin-binding properties and works as a laxative for the animals.
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If you think trucks were bad, wait until these domestic terrorists discover all the damage they can do with snowmobiles.
Police seized gambling machines that were hidden inside a Zumba studio? I think the real gamble is some of those women stuffing themselves into yoga pants.
Drive a snowmobile through the snow after a robbery? Yeah, great way to cover your tracks, genius.
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