March 19, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I have three things that I want you to think about for the rest the week. Consider it food-for-thought.

1. Why is it that whenever you're on an elevator you suddenly feel the need to fart?

2. Do you think that peacocks are vain?

3. Are tires always tired?

Sometimes you just have to think about stuff. And if you don't... you then... I haven't a clue where I was going with that. I'll think about it. Oh, now my head hurts.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do 90 year old people smell like?

A: Depends!


Q: How does the man in the moon eat his food?

A: In satellite dishes.

*-- Snake Goes to the Doctor --*

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A: So they can fight knights!


Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck!