March 14, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
I've been fighting a cold for a little over a week. And as we all know being sick sucks a big red baboon butt!
Actually, being sick is not the worst part of being sick, it's the second. Hear me out. The worst part of being sick is that normal, everyday tasks take so much energy and effort to pull off. Whether you're taking a shower, eating, getting dressed, blinking, or battling a foaming badger who stole your credit card inforamtion, you can really run out of gas fast.
Even writing this column is taking its toll on me... and now it's time for a nap. I just hope I have enough left in the tank to get me to my bed. I feel a detour to the couch coming.
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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve
*-- Playing Doctor --*
Two married men are in a pub discussing their love life when one says, "Have you ever tried playing doctor?"
His buddy says, "No. What's it like?"
The man replies, "It's amazing. Me and my wife were playing for about 10 hours."
His buddy, shocked says, "10 hours!? How the hell did you manage that long?"
"I just left her in the waiting room for 9 and a half hours."
*-- An Old Curse --*
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Q: How do chickens get strong?