March 12, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Today's issue is all about the 'Q and A Quickies' jokes. Here's one that had me snorting and snotting during a cackling fit.

Q: What size of soap does a judge use?

A: Trial size!

I thought it was funny! And now I need a tissue. And if your funny bones are in proper working order, you will too!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What part of the car is the laziest?

A: The wheels, because they are always tired!


Q: What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A: A Meowtain!

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A: A widow.


Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?

A: Sparky.

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?

A: Put it in the freezer!


Q: How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?

A: A buccaneer!