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Phunny Pictures - March 10, 2018

Howdy Folks,


I decided to get vanity plates made for my truck. It had been a while since I had done somethin' nice for myself so I went ahead and done it.

I spent three days sittin' down with a pad of paper and a pencil trying to think of the perfect letter arrangment for my vehickle.

The wife suggested I put my name on it, but everybody and their mother does that. My kids said I should put "Trukstr" on it, but Grandma already has that one. Dub suggested I put "Shotgun" on the plate. When I asked him why he said, "'cause that's where I sit in the truck."

I sat and I thought long and hard about the word or words that would be placed on my plates for all to see.

So I came up with "MomInLaw". It's because my truck is big, dirty, noisy and smells like new meat or old cheese, just like my wifes mom. I think she'll be honored.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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