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February 26, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsIn our hall bathroom, next to the toilet, placed on the wall, is a roll of toilet paper. Below it, on the floor, is a vent. The reason I'm telling you this is because whenever Jack is in the bathroom and the heat kicks on the TP roll has a tendency to wave... and it freaks him out. And Sean thinks that it's hilarious.

Jack tells me to do something to stop this waving, but no matter what I attempt to explain it to the boy it doesn't seem to do much good.

I did have the epiphany to just remove the toilet paper roll all together. Now, Jack is at ease in the water-closet, but I can never remember where I put the roll when it's needed.

In our house I don't know which is scarier, having TP or not having TP? I'm going with NO TP! There's really nothing more frightening.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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