February 21, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
It's my dad's birthday tomorrow. I don't actually know how old my dad is, but that's because he doesn't know either. I've asked him all my life and he's never had an answer. My old man has never concerned himself with age. Age is just a number to him and that's fine by me, but I just had to ask.
I asked, "Dad, how old are you?"
He replied, "I dunno."
I thought about it for a long time and said, "If I had to
guess, I'd say you were about... sixty-six?"
"Come on," he said, "I got on underwear older than that."
Now, if you have ever had the chance to meet my dad then you would know that he wasn't kidding. No, seriously.
Happy Birthday, Dad!
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