Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Passengers of public transportation in the United Kingdom are angry as a young woman regularly strips naked and lies under the wheels of buses, stranding them for many hours.
This week, a motorist managed to record video of the naked woman lying underneath the public bus in London. The woman, who was not identified, was wearing only small black panties before lying down on the road and blocking bus number 364.
The bus approached the naked woman while flashing its hazard light but she did not move even though the wheels of the bus touched her body. The motorist began recording the spectacle and said that this woman does this on a regular basis, causing disruptions in traffic.
At first, the woman used one hand to cover her breasts and her second hand to cover her face. When she saw that the motorist was recording her, she exposed her breasts and face and laughed uncontrollably while lying on Hainault Street.
The video of the naked woman was uploaded to Instagram, where it went viral.
A spokesperson for Transport for London said that they have received the video footage and are investigating the woman. She faces numerous charges including indecent exposure and disrupting traffic.
Apparently there's not much to do for entertainment in London.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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A woman who refused to be separated from her bag at Dongguan Railway Station in China's southern Guangdong Province, climbed on a conveyor belt in order to follow her bag through the security scanner. The woman had happily put her suitcases through the machine before walking through the security checkpoint holding the smaller handbag. But security staff told her this bag would also have to be checked and so she reluctantly wheeled back round and placed it on the conveyor belt. Officers were stunned when she started to climb on herself and were left with some incredible x-rays of both the woman and her bags. While it is unclear what she was carrying in her handbag it is likely to have been wads of cash traditionally given as a gift for Chinese New Year.
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An Oregon resort preparing to open a new golf course said players will be offered a truly unique experience -- goats working as caddies. The Retreat & Links at Silvies Valley Ranch in Seneca said the new course, McVeigh's Gauntlet, is due to open later this year and the resort is currently training goats to act as caddies for golfers who take on the course. The resort said the goats will wear special backpack harnesses so they can carry clubs, tees, balls and even beverages. "We're taking the golf experience at Silvies Valley Ranch to a new level in 2018," Silvies owner Scott Campbell told Golf Wrx. "We've been developing an unprecedented caddie training program with our head caddie, Bruce LeGoat, to ensure that he and his team are ready for the opening of The Gauntlet this summer. We're truly redefining both goat and golf operations at the ranch. Can you think of another course where its caddies were literally born, raised and fully educated on-property? We will get you a caddie who really knows the course and won't give you any bad advice -- and they work for peanuts!"
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The people in the Philippines STILL didn't get to see what was in the bomb--its contents were moving way too fast for them to catch a glimpse. And the guy who doesn't know what to do with two women at once? Not much of an imagination, I'll warrant.
That story of the bomb exploding in the Philippines reminds me of an old Looney Toons cartoon; the one where Bugs gets a job in a munitions factory hitting bombs on the tip with a hammer, and when they don't explode he writes "dud" on them. Who knew that would actually work!
It seems like there are a lot of these stories popping up about people going crazy on airplanes. My question is; where do all of these crazy people have to go? If you're so imbalanced that the stress of being on an airplane makes you strip naked and lock yourself in a bathroom, do you really need to be anyplace so urgently that you have to be on an airplane in the first place?
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