February 14, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Love is in the air! Or maybe it's bacon? Well, whatever it is, I like it!

Happy Valentine's Day! Love certainly is in the air and fluttering around much like the wings of the dove.

Today is a great day to spend with the one you love. I get to see my valentine once our workdays are done. I'm excited. A romantic dinner awaits. A little snuggling. Some Lazer Tag. Maybe a footrub, too. We will see where the night takes us.

I hope that you have a special someone to spend this most romantic of days with, or a good pair of binoculars to see them from the mandated 500 feet that was stipulated in the restraining order.

Hey, different strokes for different folks. Who loves you, baby?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine's Day?

A: "Words cannot espresso what you mean to me."


Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

A: He'll dessert you.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine's Day?

A: "There's so mushroom in my heart for you!"


Q: What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

A: February 14th.

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?

A: A valen-tiny!


Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day?

A: You're one in a melon!