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February 12, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsA few issues ago I wrote about some of the dumbest declarations I heard recently. And many of you wonderful people sent me the the dumbest declarations that you overheard and decided that I should hear them, too. Thank you for that, and to many of you, for same.

Here are several of your "Dumbest Declarations"...Enjoy!

Do you think I'm taking this medicine for my health?

It always seems to rain in weather like this.

Overheard in a dollar store, "How much is this?"

Overheard in a Chinese restaurant, "Do you use organic MSG?"

Electric pencil sharpeners are useless, I've never been able to find any electric pencils.

They should have the death penalty for committing suicide.

He was murdered to death?

If he steps over a dollar to pick up 10 dimes, Isn't that the same?


I don't know if reading these things have made me dumber or less...smart? All I know at this point is my brain hurts.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Lettuce --*

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.

"That looks nasty," says the doctor.

"Nasty?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg!"
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*-- What's Wrong With Me? --*

A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a corn cob in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A: Odor in the court.


Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Tentacles.