February 07, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

When I was giving my boys a bath the other day I realized that I couldn't remember the last time I had taken a bath.

Every time Jack and Sean gets a bath they seem to be having so much fun playing and splashing - am I missing out? That got me thinking that I should start splish-splashing again and relive those happy tub-times of my youth.

So, I did it. And it was NOT pleasant! The faucet kept digging into my back, soap got in my eye, and I had a hell of a time trying to climb out of the tub. Plus, when I eventually got out I saw the water and... it looked like I pan of month-old bacon grease. GROSS!

I guess showers are the way for me... or I'll go back to using my neighbor's pool. The chlorine really does give me a deep cleansing.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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