January 29, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
Alright. Here is, by far, the weirdest thing that I've heard all weekend... maybe all month...
"This guy threw a bucket of hot ice!"
Hot ice? Correct me if I'm wrong put isn't "Hot Ice" water? That's neither here nor there. Now, to the important part...
Who thinks they can top that? Please send me the weirdest, most bizarre statement, phrase, and/or comment that makes its way into your ear this week. I'd love to read 'em and I'd love to share them with your fellow readers.
I know, homework. BOO! But, it'll be worth it.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
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*-- Anything You Want --*
A man came home from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in a teddy.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went out for a round of golf.
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*-- Science and Nature --*
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
A: He's all right now.
Q: What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
A: U.C.L.A.
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