January 22, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Thank you all so much for your well wishes. The family and I are doing very well. We are safe and sound. Now, we are cleaning up, preparing to move forward, and rebuild.

It's gonna take a while so... how about some jokes?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Old Man and Ice Cream --*

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis.

*-- Think About It --*

Feathers are light.

The sun gives off light.

Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

A: Meals on wheels!


Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?

A: Nightmares!