January 17, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm still waiting for the smoke to clear from the fire, figuratively and literally. So, please, bear with me.

For now, I have jokes and such for you to chuckle at and enjoy.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Which knight spreads malicious rumors?

A: Sir Lander.


Q: Which knight always drools?

A: Sir Lyver.

*-- A Leaky Sink --*

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink."

The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?

A: Seasoned troopers!


Q: What rock group has four men who don't sing?

A: Mount Rushmore.