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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The office has been suffering a bit of lottery fever lately. The last jackpot rolled over and it is now up to $450 brazilian. So, naturally, they started an office pool.

The girls (and Clean Laffs Joe) were sitting around talking about what they would do with their lives if they won the jackpot.

"I would take a couple of years and travel around the world." said one.

"I would buy a ranch in Montana or Colorado with 50 acres or so." said another.

"I would buy a bowling alley." said a third.

At that point I had to interject. "A bowling alley? Why in the world would you want to own a bowling alley?"

"Duh! Because then I would get a 50 percent discount at the pro shop!"

True story, I swear to God,

TZ

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A journalist from the Times calls on him for a story.

Jacob tells him, "As I'm the only one in my family to have survived the concentration camps, this has helped me decide how to make use of my large win. So, I've decided to donate $5 million to the Save the Children Fund, $3 million to the Simon Wiesenthal Centre, $750,000 to the Jewish Museum, $750,000 Hadassah Hospital and $500,000 to be shared amongst my friends. I'm also thinking of donating $1 to the Nazi Party from my winnings."

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Jacob rolls up his sleeve, points to his arm and replies, "It's only fair. They gave me the winning numbers."

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