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Thursday, January 4, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My New Year's Resolution was not to be so much of a pig. That lasted about 96 hours.

The other morning I ran into our Human Resources/Accounting girl and resident MILF in the office kitchen putting her lunch away in the fridge.

As she pulled a pear out of her purse I was struck with a moment of twisted genius. Before I could stop myself I said, "Hey, nice pair! And that piece of fruit looks pretty tasty too."

If we had any kind of a code of conduct around here I would be in real trouble. Well, maybe I'll start my resolution tomorrow.

Failingly,

TZ

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