January 01, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
It's finally 2018! Oh, I am so not ready... or sober enough for that.
Please, have a Happy New Year and give me a little bit of time to recover. So, until the recovery takes hold, here are some jokes and such for your enjoyment!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
A: Only half way.
Q: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?
A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when a giant walks through your garden?
A: A squash.
Q: What tree is karate champion?
A: Spruce Lee.
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*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do potatoes wear to bed?
A: Their yammies.
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
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