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January 01, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

It's finally 2018! Oh, I am so not ready... or sober enough for that.

Please, have a Happy New Year and give me a little bit of time to recover. So, until the recovery takes hold, here are some jokes and such for your enjoyment!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

A: Only half way.


Q: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?

A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when a giant walks through your garden?

A: A squash.


Q: What tree is karate champion?

A: Spruce Lee.
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*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do potatoes wear to bed?

A: Their yammies.


Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?

A: Buy a deck of cards.