December 27, 2017
Good Morning Groanies,
I hope that your Christmas was merry. I hope your bells were jingling. And your chestnuts were a'roastin'! The partying is still going strong over here, so I'll keep things brief.
Maybe I should take things easy for a bit and rest up for New Years...nah!
See you next year! And since I won't talk to you until January 1st, have a Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Groanies!
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*-- Sweet Revenge --*
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight.
"Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."
*-- Check Me Out --*
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.
"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out?"
The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How did people react when fabric softener was invented?
A: They were ex-static!
Q: What is an innuendo?
A: An Italian suppository!