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December 25, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsYes!!! Merry Christmas to all... and to all... read this issue of the Daily Groaner and chuckle, laugh, guffaw, cackle, giggle, titter, snicker, yuk it up, and give a little tee-hee for the six Q and A Quickies I have selected to share with you on this special holiday.

Laughter is the gift I'm giving you today. You are very welcome.

Well, enjoy your Christmas. And be sure to share these jokes with your family and friends. Humor is truly the greatest gift...especially if you're a cheap-o like me.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

A: A list of everything you want!

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

A: "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A: Nothing, it was on the house!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.
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*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A: A broken drum, you can't beat it!

Q: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

A: They are always dropping their needles.