December 20, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I know Christmas is just under a week away, but I am already exhausted. Between the kids, the presents, the travel plans, the food, remembering distant relatives names, and not collapsing from all of the stress and strain of the holidays, I think I might just collapse from all of the stress and strain of the holidays.

Maybe a little nog, some Merry Christmas from the Chipmunks on the ol' hi-fi, and the Grinch on my TV, is the way to make me feel better. Maybe that or some strong booze will do the trick.

I'm excited for Christmas to come for my family. I can't wait to see the boys' faces when they see that Santa brought them clothes. That's what you get for not cleaning your room! I'm kidding. There will be toys under the tree. I'm hoping for a Slinky, myself.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Knock, Knock... --*

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Yule

Yule who?

Yule have fun during the holidays!


Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Donut

Donut who?

Donut open until Christmas!

*-- She Never Used It --*

Two men were talking about Christmas gifts.

Elzy said, "I am not going to get my mother-in-law a gift this year. I gave her a gift last year and she never used it."

Elmo asked, "What did you give her?"

Elzy replied, "A cemetery plot."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?

A: Snow and tell.


Q: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A: A pineapple!