December 18, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I can't avoid washing my hands, especially with kids at home, and, most definitely, with it being cold and flu season. Cold weather and wet hands don't go together, so my hands tend to suffer.

I've really tried to take measures to help my mitts. Mostly I've been rubbing in moisturizer whenever I can. It seems to help, but a think it might do more harm than good.

I put on so much lotion the other day that when I put my hand down and leaned on the kitchen counter I slid right off and fell. It looked like a classic Kramer bit from 'Seinfeld'.

I'm okay now. The doctor said my head broke my fall. What?!?! PANCAKES!!!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?

A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


Q: Why did Santa send his daughter to college?

A: To keep her off the North Pole

*-- Random X-Mas Stuff --*

- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.

- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

- This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

A: Snowballs.


Q: Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?

A: He was looking for the holiday spirit.