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MOUTHPIECE - December 12, 2017

Good Afternoon,

Santa is 13 days! Wow! That was fast. Wasn't it just the 4th of July?

I've got to get wrapping, taping, packing, stamping, mailing... lots of "ing's" going on.

I can't wait to celebrate, and Mouthpiece is here get us there with fun and humor and games and Steven Seagal. Yes, Steven Seagal.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
--Mae West

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
--Mark Twain

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
--Steven Wright

[m] What's On the Web?

18 Things That Everyone Loves, That You Can't Freaking Stand There are certain things that absolutely everyone loves. More often than not, those same things set our teeth on edge. So we asked our readers which insanely popular things they absolutely hate, and why.

Visit: 18 Things That Everyone Loves, That You Can't Freaking Stand

Deep Freeze Game

Freeze your enemies with your water gun and stop the bad guys from ruining Christmas.

Visit: Deep Freeze Game

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Steven Seagal Movies We Have Yet to See --*

Steven Seagal in...You Can't Eat Just One

Steven Seagal in...Fries Down Below

Steven Seagal is...On Deadly Ground Beef

Steven Seagal is...Out For Lunch

Steven Seagal in...Deep Fried Justice

Steven Seagal is...Above the Weight Limit

Steven Seagal in...Can't Stop Sweating

Steven Seagal in...Tight Pants

Steven Seagal is...Having Seconds

Steven Seagal in...Half Past Donuts


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