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December 13, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsIf you don't know, Winter began next Thursday, the 21st. No kidding!

It seems like it's already started. It's been so freakin' cold for about a week so that's enough to declare the beginnining of the winter season.

Don't worry about me though, I've been battling the cold in my own special way... which consists of microwaving my socks and underwear before putting them on. It far.

Stay warm, my friends.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?

A: Krisp Cringle.

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A: Nothing, it was on the house!
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*-- Name 2 of Santa's Reindeer --*

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"

The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"

The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas?

A: A humbug.

Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats?

A: Because they look silly in snowsuits!