December 06, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm still recovering for all of the birthday fun so...let's just get our joke on!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?

A: Snow and tell.


Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?

A: Icebergers!

*-- If It's Not Too Much Trouble... --*

A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown, when she said, "Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"

Our guy replied, "Just a minute."

He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you!"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.


Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared?

A: I want my mummy!