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Saturday, December 2, 2017

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Train passengers were shocked to see two men having sex late at night, according to police in Australia.

Melbourne police said that officers were called to the Flinders Street Station after the two men, 22, and 25, stripped naked and had sex.

The two men, who were not identified, were charged with willful and obscene exposure. They were also charged with theft for allegedly stealing potted plants from Melbourne Town Hall.

Witnesses at the scene told police that the two men stripped naked and danced around two potted plants, which they allegedly stole earlier in the day. The two men then performed sex acts on each other.

Some people laughed at the two lovers but one elderly woman yelled at them to stop their public display of love.

A video of the incident was uploaded to the Internet, where it went viral. Police arrived at the scene and forced the men to get dressed.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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California man who suspected his neighbor's dog of pooping in his driveway checked his home security camera and discovered the real culprit: an Amazon driver. Nemy Bautista of Sacramento said he found a large piece of fecal matter at the end of his driveway when he arrived home, so he checked his home security camera to see if it came from a neighbor's dog. Bautista said he was shocked when he reviewed the video and discovered a delivery service driver contracted by Amazon had squatted behind the door of their Uhaul van and dropped the deuce. Bautista said a delivery service supervisor visited his home to apologize. "He was in shock when we saw the size of 'it'" Bautista said. "He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn't want to take it with him." An Amazon representative said the company contacted Bautista and the driver has been removed from their position as a delivery driver. Bautista was given an Amazon gift card for his troubles.

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A South Dakota man was sentenced to 45 years in prison for cutting off his ex-girlfriend's nipples with a pair of scissors. The gruesome assault happened last year when the two were arguing about their relationship. 46-year-old Tony Deval Ledbetter admitted to punching the victim, who was pregnant with his child at the time, and while she was unconscious, he grabbed a pair of scissors and cut off her nipples. She awoke and was able to break free and go to the hospital. Some of Ledbetter's past arrests involve breaking into women's homes, damaging their property, vandalizing their cars and using their credit cards. So you would think there would have been some warning signs. But in Ledbetter's defense his did tell police that he cut off the victim's nipples in self-defense. Which begs the question; how do you attack someone with your nipples?




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Reminds me of the old joke: Officer responds to a car wreck and find the driver of the car, a young man sobbing, the car is pretty much demolished. The man says his girl friend was thrown from the car, tears rushing down his face; the lady looked to be in great shape, except she was hanging from the branch of the tree they had run into.

The officer trys to calm the man by telling him that everything would be OK, the Fire Department was on it's way to get him out of the car, and get his girl friend who was doing fine down from the tree. The man kept sobbing, in fact he even got worse with the news.

So the officer asks him, why he is so sad, his girl friend would be just find when she was taken down from the tree. To this, the man shouted, "Things will NOT be OK, My GOD MAN LOOK WHAT SHE HAS IN HER HAND!"
[I don't get it.]


Lewis, last issue a woman wrote that she doesn't know any woman who would ask to have their breasts grabbed for photos. My response would be: There are a lot of women out there who are into that kind of thing. -David

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