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November 29, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsAs November starts closing up shop and December begins its 31 day run, I'm gearing up for my birthday!

That's right, December 1st is my date of birth and this year it's on a Friday. That almost never happens... until it does. I'm very excited! Maybe, if I play my cards right, I can stretch this out into a birthday weekend.

I'm not sure what my birthday wish will be. I'm a very lucky guy. I've got a wonderful wife, two amazing sons, and a life that I won't trade for anything. I'm on a pretty good run.

Maybe I'll wish for a nap. I could use a nap.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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