November 15, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Did you ever have someone switch your cereal with dog food as a joke? Sure you have.

Then you realize what's up after about two months and you start buying dog food instead of cereal for breakfast because your hair grows in thicker and it's shinier, your teeth don't have tartar on them, and you like the taste!

The last two months have been a little weird. I think my kids are the perpetrators. I'll sniff 'em out!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

A: Because he wanted to be on time.


Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

*-- It Doesn't Make You Fat --*

Wine Does NOT Make You FAT.

It Makes You LEAN... Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls and Ugly People.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: They take short cuts!


Q: What is a boxer's favorite drink?

A: Punch.