Saturday, November 11, 2017

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A court ordered a woman to get counseling after admitting to having sex with her mother and getting married to her, according to court documents in Oklahoma.

26-year-old Misty Velvet Dawn Spann of Duncan pleaded guilty to incest at the Stephens County District Court. Spann's mother, 44-year-old Patricia Ann Spann, was also charged with incest.

Patricia pleaded not guilty to the charge and is set to go on trial at a later date.

According to the police investigation, Patricia lost custody of her three children and they lived with a grandparent. Recently, the children reunited with their mother. Patricia married one of her sons but claimed she was not having sex with him.

A court annulled the marriage.

Patricia then started spending time with Misty. Patricia told a Department of Human Services worker that she and her daughter hit it off instantly. The two then got married.

Patricia claimed that she was not violating any laws because her name was not listed on her daughter's birth certificate.

After police arrested Misty, she filed for an annulment. Misty told the court that her mother led her to believe that they were not committing any crime by getting married and having sex.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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A British entrepreneur in an Iron Man-like getup set a new Guinness World Record for fastest speed in a body-controlled jet engine powered suit. Richard Browning, founder and chief test pilot of Gravity Industries, took flight in celebration of Guinness World Records Day at Lagoona Park in Reading, England. Browning reached a speed of 32.02 mph on his third and final attempt, which ended with him dropping into the park's lake. The speed was sufficient to help the real-life Iron Man soar into the record book. The inventor said his suit, which is controlled strictly through human body movements, features six kerosene-fueled micro gas turbines. Browning said he had to prepare for the attempt by performing core strength exercises so he had the muscle power to balance and hold his position in the air. "I am delighted we have set the record. I'm very proud indeed to be a part of Guinness World Records Day, it is a pleasure and a privilege to have our unique creation recognized and celebrated all round the world," Browning said.

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A teenager admitted to exposing himself to a mail carrier because she was tractive, according to police in Florida. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said that they have arrested 19-year-old Thomas Patrick Spencer after being accused of pleasuring himself in front of the female employee who was delivering mail. On Saturday, at around 4:30 p.m., the woman noticed a Toyota Tundra following her near the South Gate Village Mobile Home Park located at 750 12th Street. The woman ignored the vehicle and continued making her deliveries. A few minutes later, the pickup truck drove by next to her, made a U-turn and stopped. Spencer then rolled down the window and stared at the woman. When the woman looked through the window, she was able to see Spencer's private parts and observed that he was pleasuring himself. The woman wrote down Spencer's plate numbers and called the police. Police went to Spencer's home and he was arrested. During questioning by police, Spencer admitted to following the woman and exposing himself to her because he thought she was attractive.




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I'm thinking there had to be a part 2 to the prune juice story. If some of the bottle had been consumed, was there an even worse explosion in the bathroom?


Lewis, we have a refrigerator in our bedroom so we don't have to go to the kitchen for more beer. Lazy? No we just dont want to interrupt the bedroom activities if you know what i mean. Also has water for the middle of the night thirsties.
[What? Doesn't your wife have legs?]

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