November 13, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm finally starting to get over my cold. Buying those leeches online really worked out.

Health concerns aside, let's get to some new business.

I'm thinking that it's time to throw out the pumpkins that have been sitting on my porch for well over a month. Green is not a Fall color.

Also, it's been so cold in the mornings that I've started microwaving my underwear before I get dressed.

And, I've been wondering why the best foods are circle in shape; pizza, pie, cake, chicken pot pie, creme brulee, cookies, frittata, doughnuts, bagels, etc. See, I'm not crazy!

Have good week. Until Wednesday...

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?

A: Stable Tennis!


Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A: Look, grandpa, no hands!

*-- I Believe I Can Fly --*

When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation. But when I grew up I found out I wasn't qualified because of my poor eyesight.

Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same thrills. I'm always pushing the envelope!

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Q: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

A: He was charged with battery.


Q: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

A: The one on the range.