November 08, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I think I'm almost over this vicious cold. It's been quite a fight, but I think I got it on the ropes.

I'm gonna take things easy. Please, enjoy the jokes. I've been told that laughter is the best medicine.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- What Do You Do? --*

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'

*-- How To Impress A Woman --*

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....

*-- How To Impress A Man --*

Show up naked, with beer....

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?

A: Because they have smelly feet.


Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A: Because the farmer had cold hands.