Monday, November 6, 2017

Good morning crew,

I'm sorry to say I did not finish the list of chores the wife left me this weekend. I just did not have time to pressure wash the patio or clean the flue in the fireplace.

On the other hand I did finish 18 beers.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Finally, I saw that Starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which had illustrations that customers can color in themselves. It's perfect for people who are too busy to make their own coffee at home, yet still have enough time to color in a coffee cup." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Amazon has unveiled a new way to view its products in 3-D. Amazon is calling its new invention a 'store.'" -Conan O'Brien

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"Every appliance with a clock should have a Daylight Savings button to push. You'd only use it twice a year, but that's more than I use the 'Potato' button on my microwave." -Jimmy Kimmel

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While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember, run to Daddy first, then the dog."




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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....you either married it or gave birth to it.