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Sunday, November 5, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Just a friendly reminder to everybody, today you are supposed to 'fall' back one hour now that Daylight Saving Time is over. Actually, I think it was last night at midnight, but it's all the same since you probably slept your extra hour away.

This morning I went into my son's room and found him rubbing his little pecker with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You idiot! I told you to turn your clock back!

Misunderstoodly,

TZ

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