October 30, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Halloween is tomorrow! Yay, candy! I'm so excited for Halloween!

Jack and Sean are have been wearing their costumes, a vampire and a video game lizard, for the last three days in anticipation for the frightful festivities. It's cute, weird, and totally understandable.

Stacy is dressing up as a witch, a super sexy witch. She can put a spell on me whenever she wants. Raaawwwwwrrrrr!

And I have finally come up with a clever costume for myself. I'm going to wear a tuxedo covered in peanuts while holding a silver tray with glasses of champagne on it. That's right, I'm going as the Peanut Butler!

Come on, that's a good one! You always knew I was a bit nutty! Happy Halloween, Groanies!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party?

A: They knew he wouldn't show up.


Q: What did one vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?

A: Let's stop in for a cool one.

*-- Too Much Candy --*

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said, "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business!"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?

A: He was caught drinking on the job.


Q: How do ghosts begin letters?

A: Tomb it may concern.