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Monday, October 23, 2017

Good morning crew,

The weather snuck in one more beautiful, summer-like Saturday before the fall weather returned with a vengeance. And I took advantage of it to have one last cookout. Well, maybe not the absolute, very last cookout of the year. I have been known to pull the grill out all the way into December. But for practical purposes we'll call it the last.

And now we're back down into the lower 50s while a cold, dreary rain washes any autumn charm out of the air.

It's also keeping me from putting up any Halloween decorations. Well, this weekend was either cook out, or decorate. And I think I made the right choice.

Laugh it up,


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"This week was Earth Science week. It's the week you have to celebrate if you aren't smart enough for bio or chemistry week." -Seth Meyers


"New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and more people in China are living what we would call the 'American Dream.' That's when you know things are bad - when even the American DREAM is made in China." -Jimmy Fallon


"I have a strict policy. I will not and do not publicize unsubstantiated rumors about anyone unless they're very funny." -Jimmy Kimmel


I was in small-claims court when I listened in on the case of a woman who held a good job but still had trouble paying her bills on time. "Can't you live within your income?" asked the judge.

"No, Your Honor," she said. "It's all I can do to live within my credit."

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While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help.

"The word is eight letters long and starts with 'm', and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'"

"Monogamy," he answered.