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Monday, October 23, 2017

Good morning crew,

The weather snuck in one more beautiful, summer-like Saturday before the fall weather returned with a vengeance. And I took advantage of it to have one last cookout. Well, maybe not the absolute, very last cookout of the year. I have been known to pull the grill out all the way into December. But for practical purposes we'll call it the last.

And now we're back down into the lower 50s while a cold, dreary rain washes any autumn charm out of the air.

It's also keeping me from putting up any Halloween decorations. Well, this weekend was either cook out, or decorate. And I think I made the right choice.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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