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MOUTHPIECE - October 24, 2017

Good Afternoon,


Halloween is just one week away! Yay, candy!

Enjoy a some quotes, sites, and a list of signs that you're too old to trick or treat.

So as we're getting ready for Trick 'r Treat, today is all about the treats. Maybe next week will be about tricks. I haven't decided yet.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
--Mitch Hedberg

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles."
--Charlie Chaplin

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
--Johnny Carson



[m] What's On the Web?

18 Horror Movies With Diabolically Clever Foreshadowing

From Cracked.com: Horror movies are built for maximum shock and surprise, right? As it turns out, not so much. In fact, they're crammed to the ear-tufts with hints about what's coming. Here's 18 hints of things to come...

Visit: 18 Horror Movies With Diabolically Clever Foreshadowing


State Mottos

Do you know your state's motto? Well, this website provides curious folks a quick, easy guide to learn the motto, nickname, and more about the 50 states.

Visit: State Mottos



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Ten Signs That You're Too Old for Halloween --*

1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to ask someone to chew your candy for you.

3. You ask for high fiber candy only.

4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.

9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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